CAT Tracks for July 13, 2009
TRANSITION

Also known as..."LET THE CATTINESS CONTINUE".

Since we closed out our "Geocities Experience" with a comment about Cairo Superintendent of Schools Leotis D. Swopes and his continued occupancy (seizure?) of "The Cottage", thought it only fair to produce evidence of our assertion. Below is a copy of Page 6 of the Superintendent's 3-year contract...the pertinent provision being "H. RESIDENCY":

Again...we don't make this stuff up!

Of course, there is that little thing about "The timeline...may be mutually extended...due to extenuating circumstances."

Hmmm...

If one had been a fly on the wall...IF the issue was ever actually raised...would the conversation have gone something like this:


BOE/FOP: Leotis, your contract says that you are supposed to move to Cairo by July 1, 2009.

Leotis: I don't want to.

BOE/FOP: Uh...okay. Uh...could you, uh, at least maybe start paying the $250 a month rent and, uh, pay the utilities instead of, uh, our paying them.

Leotis: No.

BOE/FOP: Okay. Uh, how 'bout we eat now?

Leotis: Amen to that!


Again, I'm not sayin' the above conversation took place, but...

...I did promise that the catty comments would continue.

Somebody around here needs to keep their word!