CAT Tracks for January 11, 2018

Giving the devil his due... cannot escape The Donald.

Since I refuse (unlike him) to watch the news (fake or otherwise) because it would surely make my blood boil (like his)... "executive time" from 8 a.m. until 11 a.m. is spent reading, fiction.

But, dayum, my latest novel, appropriately entitled "A Time of Torment" contains a passage that just leaped off the page:

A rose by any other name, sigh.

Anyway, this got me to thinking about the plight of the Dreamers, the Salvadorians, little Rocket Man, my button's bigger than your button... I closed my book, time to work on my latest jigsaw puzzle.

Okay, my sense of duty to CAT Tracks dragged me to my computer for a final tour of the digital news alleyways.

Lo and behold, Diet Coke is getting a major makeover.

Once again, The Donald's well-published (and not denied as "fake news") consumption of a 12-pack a day compells me to read the article:

From WPSD TV Channel 6

Diet Coke launches new look and 4 new flavors

Blood orange and twisted mango?

Can't help but think that Coca Cola is missing out on a great opportunity to honor its number one orange coiffed consumer:

Have a Twisted Orange today!

It's like, a really smart choice, favored by very stable geniuses everywhere!


Speaking of reading...

...while I was at Barnes and Noble refusing to buy Fire and Fury , I also passed on The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President.

Donald J. Trump...'s all about ME!