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CAT Tracks for January 10, 2010
GOD IS GOOD |
Lord...
Since I read in CAT Tracks today that You had run afoul of the universal tenets of NCOGLB (aka, No Child of God Left Behind), I was afraid that I would be left to wander the wilderness...especially today, Your day of restignation.
I should have known that You would not abandon me.
Me, of little faith!
Catty comments continue below the article...
From the Washington Post...
Stop the two-hour snow delays
Read the opposite side of this debate, from Answer Sheet blogger Valerie Strauss, by clicking here.
I know I'm not going to get my way on this. The lawyers are against me and others who share this view. Nobody beats the lawyers, or the parents who will worry no matter what the actual risk. But maybe in some future era, when we all walk around in magic padding that reduces chance of injury to zero, the legal profession will see a way to save schools from wasting a lot of precious time.
There were one or two inches of snow in my yard today, and on the street outside. It wasn't plowed. We are usually last on the list. But the car got out of our usually tricky slanted driveway with no trouble. So why were school openings in my district, and most others around here, delayed for two hours?
I have heard the excuses. Some neighborhoods were worse than others. Some teachers came from outside the district where conditions were more severe. And most importantly, the district would open itself to lawsuits if anyone got hurt on a snowy road rushing their kids to make the first bell at 8 a.m.
We hear the same reasons for evacuating schools when 17 year old pranksters call in a bomb threat. Or calling school off altogether in face of a threatening forecast, before a flake has fallen. These are all tough calls by caring adults, but it seems to me that the time missed in class gets the lowest priority.
Closing schools in blizzards makes sense. But was today's two hour delay really necessary? Couldn't we persuade the lawyers to let some brave school board pilot a program that takes a tougher attitude toward closing or delaying schools, and see what happened, with a foundation grant to take care of what I expect would be a rise in their insurance coverage?
The evacuations for bomb threats are particularly galling, since the percentage of incidents where a bomb is actually found is so small. A U.S. Department of Justice report by Graeme R. Newman, "Bomb Threats In Schools," said at least 90 percent of them prove to be false. I suspect the real bombs are mostly found without incident, or do little damage. It is hard to recall any school bombing in this country that killed anybody.
It isn't the fault of the superintendents who make these decisions. They have to do what the district lawyers and insurance experts tell them. But those people should rethink their systems, and see if we can't avoid so many interruptions in what is already a pretty short school day.
After jump-starting my cattiness on this cold-enough-to-make-a-kitten-cuss morning, God hath shown me the light!
Jay Mathews was His vessel...
Jay's comment about school closings being the fault of the lawyers...that any subsequent weather-related accident/incident could lead to costly lawsuits...that the district's lawyers would advise their client to err on the side of safety.
THAT is why school districts close on, respectfully, oh, Lord..."Act of God" days.
Flash back to Cairo School District Number One...Thursday, January 7, 2010...the only school district to be open when the snow flew (except for Sikeston...and we saw what happened to Sikeston!)
We ventured forth!
And, the Lord provideth the answer to a lone sheep wondering in the wilderness.
The lawyers, CSD #1's lawyers...ROBBERS ALL! They LOVE lawsuits!!!
No doubt there is a fax lying around somewhere in the Cairo Superintendent's office ordering him to open school. As that fax was transmitting, the "dirty dozen" lawyers of ROBBERS ALL most likely gazed Heavenward with upraised, clenched fists, shouting in defiant glee...
BRING IT ON!
CHA-CHING!!!
Editor's Note:
I hope that you did not find my remarks offensive or blasphemous.
My God has a sense of humor which he has blessedly bestowed unto me to get me through some very trying times in my professional and personal life.
I am eternally grateful...