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CAT Tracks for October 12, 2011
CRIMEUS COMPLETUS |
After being "discovered" and publicized in the June 21st edition of CAT Tracks...
...and then being vandalized on or about July 18th, and again and again and again (I just didn't post "progress" pictures)...
...the deed is done!
Unsolved mystery!
No...
...not "Who done it?" (Not that I know, I just don't wonder or care!)
Rather...
"Why?"
Why - after almost three months of tugging and twisting, prying and pulling - did our sign bandit not make off with her/his prize...the fruit of her/his illicit labor?
One thing it proves...
....it sure wasn't me who done it.
If it were...
Interim Superintendent Leotis "Tiger" Swopes would have found the sign nailed to the front door of his rent-free, utilities-paid District cottage!
